[kiss my crisis]

Spam-o-rama

Oversimplication Q. Unstudied*
Titmouse O. Impacted*
Impending K. Hookup*
Bullfinch F. Sarcastically*
Slums F. Stratifying*
Speeder H. Enraptures*
Hallucinatory P. Handkerchief*

For the love of BABY F. JESUS will someone please teach these morons how to spam?

Now, I'm a girl who knows how to sell shit; it's what I do for grocery money. I can get my brain around a market like a seasoned used car salesman - no one even sees me coming.

But for the love of Jesus And His Money, how completely devoid of God-given, ever-lovin', common sense do you HAVE to be to open an email with the FROM: address of Exportation B. Returnables* or Headphone P. Deadpan*

* names have NOT been changed to protect the innocent

2 comments! kim e posted at 11:50 PM
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2 tell me what you really think:

*Laughing* I would seriously like to meet the people who open those emails, who call the 1-800 numbers scribbled on a piece of cardboard on the side of the road, who thrive off of self-help and get-rich-quick infomercials...

Am I just too big a cynic that I've never done any of that?

By Anonymous, at 7:49 AM, August 18, 2005

yeah- who ARE those people!?

i am afraid of them.

By Sizzle, at 8:34 AM, August 18, 2005