[kiss my crisis]

Slumber Slut

I had a dream last night that I was making out with Zach Braff in a club in Vegas. Although I LOVE Vegas, I actually hate that show he's on (Frankly, it insults my intelligence because I'm not a 12 year old boy obsessed with potty humour) and he's never really done anything for my mojo before. But dude! He was a really good kisser and it was a way hot dream so I may have to add him to my list of Top Five Guys I Would Totally Do, along with Rick Schroeder and Vince Vaughn, although no one will ever usurp the top spot from Jon Stewart.

I love him. I really do.

5 comments! kim e posted at 12:08 AM
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5 tell me what you really think:

jon is on the top of my list too! isn't he just a fucking fabulous man? i have always had such a horrible crush on rick schroeder...did he grow up right or what?? i think zach is hilarious and adorable. garden state was awesome so he is genius in my book. he has great lips so i bet he'd know how to work it. ;)

now i want to go back to bed and dream about making out with hot men. damn it!

By Sizzle, at 9:39 AM, August 17, 2005

What's really bad is to have dreams about friends or neighbors. I'll leave it at that.

By Anonymous, at 9:47 AM, August 17, 2005

Ricky Schroeder is so beautiful that I might even be able to forgive the fact that he's a Republican. And believe me, that's typically a deal-breaker in my book.

Nilo: naughty dreams about real life people need to be squashed with many martinis because, dude, that just doesn't help at all - not like 80's TV star fantasies are healthy either. (I'm SO not one to give out advice....)

By kim e, at 12:06 AM, August 18, 2005

Oh - I must confess Sizzle..... I haven't seen Garden State. my husband is usually the one who goes to Blockbuster to rent the dvd's and it's not exactly at the top of the male renter's list. I'm definitely going to put in a specific request after experiencing some Braff tongue though.

By kim e, at 12:08 AM, August 18, 2005

I have loved Ricky Schroder since he was on Silver Spoons.

And I agree - Jon Stewart is a hottie. So witty too.

By Julie Marsh, at 5:28 PM, September 01, 2005